Got roped into playing Santa again this year. At this rate I’m gonna have to buy my own suit!

“Sorry I’m late, one of the reindeer had a flat…”

“Can I get a ‘Hello Santa’?”

If I do this again next year I think I’ll have to work on some new material. I think the gag about always saying three “Ho, ho, ho’s” ’cause if you only yell out one they come and arrest you made some of the parents nervous…